noddy
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[red]All Blarney-All the time![/red]
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Jul 24, 2015 21:32:43 GMT -5
Post by noddy on Jul 24, 2015 21:32:43 GMT -5
Paddy goes for a job in a chemical factory. Manager : ''Have you worked with chemicals before?'' Paddy : ''Begob, I certainly have''. Manager : ''Can you tell me what nitrate is?'' Paddy : ''Well, I'm hoping 'tis going to be time-and-a-half''
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Aug 12, 2015 11:43:11 GMT -5
Post by UraniumC on Aug 12, 2015 11:43:11 GMT -5
a good old 'TEXAS' gun story...
A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his un-holstered pistol
and yelled; "I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want
to know who's been sleeping with my wife Wanda Jean."
A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough ammo!"
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Lake
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Sept 10, 2015 7:35:42 GMT -5
Post by Lake on Sept 10, 2015 7:35:42 GMT -5
: I went to A & E after being hit by a bottle of Omega 3 tablets. Fortunately I only suffered super fish oil injuries.....
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